obscene baguette

i'm twenty-seven years old. although i'm old enough to have my own sweet romance, i refuse to date any man because of my traumatizing experience with my first boyfriend when i was 20 years old. what matters to me is the size of a man! because of that, i was cold toward my co-worker who gave me a lot of affection when i accidentally fell on him, i felt that there was something on his thigh. it was very long and hard is it a baguette? "i'm serious, not because of your background, but because of that thing between your legs!" the thing between the legs of the man i dumped looks like it'll be trouble?!